a man was out hunting in the woods, when suddenly a moose appears.
the man aims with his rifle and is about to shoot, when the moose suddenly says: "would you shoot me if i looked like you?"
-"no! of course not!" the man replies very suprised.
a brief moment of silence, then the moose shouts out "RACIST!!"

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Wanted to get my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day that would take her breath away.




She didn't appreciate the pillow.